Hash N+303 "New Year Hash"

Sunday, 5th of January

We get it: most of you are off gallivanting around Brazil or pretending you still like your relatives in some faraway land. But for the unlucky few left behind—fear not! The Hash must go on, and this one promises all the chaos, sweat, and beer you’ve come to expect.

This time, we’re hashing somewhere at the end of Asa Norte. Maybe Parque Olhos d’Água? Maybe the Eixo? Maybe we’ll just wander aimlessly until someone finds flour. The only certainty is that Opulence has volunteered to hare this one, so buckle up.

The Trail

Since Opulence is in charge, expect a trail that’s part genius, part catastrophe, and 100% “What even is happening right now?”

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh, cool, I didn’t even know I could sweat this much.”

·         Walkers: A leisurely 5 km of “Does strolling past a beer count as exercise?”

What’s in store?

·         A chalk talk where you’ll pretend to understand what’s going on.

·         A beer stop to fuel your questionable life choices.

·         The circle — where every bad decision you’ve ever made will be mocked, exaggerated, and applauded. 

Rain or shine—or Brasília’s infamous weather roulette—we’re doing this. Bring your sense of adventure, a dry pair of socks, and maybe a life jacket (just in case). Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it. 

So, if you’re still in Brasília and can drag yourself away from Netflix, come hash with us! Let’s aim for a medium-sized Hash this time.

On On!