Hash N+330 "New Year Hash"

Sunday, 18th of January

🎄🍻 Upcoming Hashmas Hash N+330 🍻🎄

After bravely not hashing last week—because no one could be arsed to hare while everyone was either traveling or still detoxing from New Year’s Eve—we are BACK.

With most degenerates finally back in Brasília and fully recommitted to the annual resolutions of “exercise more” and “drink even more”, we proudly present the first Hash of 2026.

🦠 Sperm Bank has heroically stepped up to hare this disaster and will kick things off from one of his natural habitats in Asa Sul.

The start will be at Praça da Persistência, and from there the trail might head toward the City Park… or the Eixão… or straight into regret. Only Sperm Bank knows. Possibly not even him.

So come out, bring friends, family, your girlfriend or your wife (bring both and Hash Cash is waived — we’re not monsters), and help us start this Hash year in the shittiest possible way.

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📍 Start

Praça da Persistência,SHCS EQS 112/113 – Asa Sul

🐍 Trail

Quadras, Eixo, underpasses, and maybe a park… or maybe emotional damage.

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners: LOL. Sit down. Not today, champ.

🚶 Walkers: ~5 km of scenic suffering — an Instagram stroll with no filters, extra sweat, mystery scratches, and at least one existential crisis.

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Poor Life Choices)

🎭 Chalk Talk: Like a TED Talk, but louder, drunker, and wildly inaccurate.

🍺 Beer Stop: The precise moment your liver files a formal complaint.

🎉 Circle: Public humiliation, off-key chanting, and beer so warm it qualifies as soup.

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🌦 Forecast

Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet, with a strong chance of “oh for f*ck’s sake, rain again.”

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🧳 Packing List

• Sunscreen strong enough to fry an egg

• A raincoat / human condom (just in case)

• Your liver’s farewell letter

• Any remaining dignity (it will not survive Circle)

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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like it’s an Olympic event, and come suffer gloriously with us.

This isn’t a run.

It’s group therapy — with beer, heckling, and the occasional accidental nudity.

On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀