Hash N+332 "Carnaval Hash"

Sunday, 15th of February

Upcoming Hash N+332 – Carnaval Edition: The Great Shitty Parade 

It’s Carnaval time, and Brasília is about to lose what little dignity it had left. Naturally, Sperm Bank has stepped forward (or stumbled) to hare this abomination.

We’ll be starting in the parking lot in front of Caixa Cultural Brasília, smack in the sweaty, chaotic heart of the city.

There will be pre-Carnaval madness everywhere, and your Hare will heroically attempt to drag trail straight through it. Expect a shitty trail, a questionable beer stop, and life choices you’ll pretend were “worth it.”

Bonus points if you show up in Carnaval costume. Extra bonus points if you regret it immediately.

So come out! Bring friends, family, your girlfriend, your wife — bring both and Hash Cash is waived (we’re degenerates, not monsters) — and help us create a Hash so bad it becomes legend… or a repressed memory.

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📍 Start

Parking lot in front of Caixa Cultural Brasília

🐍 Trail

From this starting point… absolutely anywhere and nowhere at once.

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners:

LOL. No. Sit down, champion. This is not your day.

🚶 Walkers:

~5 km of scenic suffering — like a relaxing stroll, except it’s hot, confusing, slightly traumatic, and ends in beer.

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Poor Decisions)

🎭 Chalk Talk – Like a TED Talk, but drunk, badly organized, and mostly lies.

🍺 Beer Stop – The exact moment your liver starts drafting its resignation letter.

🎉 Circle – Public humiliation, off-key chanting, and beer so warm it qualifies as soup.

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🌦 Forecast

Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet, with a strong chance of “oh for f*ck’s sake, rain again.”

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🧳 Packing List

• Sunscreen strong enough to survive nuclear war

• Raincoat / human condom (Brazilian summer edition)

• A sense of humor

• Any remaining dignity (it will die in Circle)

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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like it’s your religion, and come suffer gloriously with us.

This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy with beer, heckling, and occasional accidental nudity.

On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🐾