Hash N+305 "Virgin Hare Hash"

Sunday, 2nd of February

Hash N+305: The One Where We Didn’t Have to Beg for Hares (Seriously, We're Shocked)

Hold onto your socks, folks, because Hash N+305 is happening, and miracle of miracles—we didn’t have to grovel for hares this time! The fearless trio, I Lost Myself, Just Helder, and Just Johnny, have boldly stepped up to set the trail. Yes, you read that right. They volunteered. We’re as stunned as you are.

And to make it even juicier, this will be Just Johnny’s debut as a hare! He’s in great hands with I Lost Myself and Just Helder as his mentors—because when you pair chaos with… more chaos, what could possibly go wrong? Famous last words, right?

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The Trail

Starting point: LBV in Asa Sul, a.k.a. Just Helder’s natural habitat. Expect a trail that’s part brilliance, part mischief, and 100% the reason you’re questioning your life choices.

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Is this a trail or a cry for help?”

·         Walkers: 5 km of “I’ll count this as cardio and treat myself later.”

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What to Expect

·         Chalk talk: Will it enlighten you or confuse you further? It’s anyone’s guess.

·         Beer stop: The only hydration that truly matters. Also a chance to forget why you’re here in the first place.

·         The Circle: Your bad decisions will be glorified, exaggerated, and toasted with great enthusiasm.

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Rain, shine, or Brasília’s infamous ‘four-seasons-in-an-hour’ weather, we’re hashing!

Bring your sense of adventure, an extra pair of socks, and maybe an umbrella (you know, just in case). Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it.

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Ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? See you there!

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