Hash N+306 "Pontao Hash"
Get
Ready to Hash (or Question Your Life Choices)!
This
Sunday, it’s Hash time again, and Baba and Opulence have valiantly stepped up
to hare this one. Starting point? Pontão in Lago Sul—a location that’s
perfect for setting trails so chaotic, they’d confuse even a GPS. Will the
trail lead us to Asa Sul? Lago Sul? The gates of Mordor? Who knows? Baba and
Opulence have hared here before, so expect the unexpected... and maybe pack a
compass.
The Trails
·
Starting point:
The parking lot inside Pontao. When you drive in head left towards the end.
·
Runners: 7–9
km of “Is this a scenic jog or a hostage situation?”
·
Walkers: 5
km of “If I survive this, I’m treating myself to a buffet.”
What to Expect
·
Chalk Talk:
Will it clear things up or leave you questioning reality? Flip a coin.
·
Beer Stop: A
hydration station for champions... and a chance to reflect on every
questionable decision that brought you here.
·
The Circle:
Where your poor life choices are celebrated, exaggerated, and rewarded with
cold beer and relentless ridicule.
Rain,
shine, or Brasília’s infamous “am-I-sunburned-or-soaked?” weather, we’re
hashing! Bring:
·
A sense of adventure.
·
An
extra pair of socks.
·
Maybe
an umbrella (but only if you’re feeling optimistic).
·
And
most importantly, your sense of humor—because, trust us, you’re going to need
it.
Ready to
run, walk, and laugh at your own misfortune? See you there!
On On!
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