Hash N+308 "Virgin Hare Hash"

Sunday, 16th of March

🎭 Aftermath of the Carnaval Catastrophe: After surviving a truly shitty Carnaval Hash—where our starting point was questionably close to an LGBTQ+ bloco (we saw things... things that cannot be unseen)—we are blessed to announce that Just Fernanda and Just Richard will be your trail misguides for Hash N+308! Virgin hares.

And where better to start than Just Richard’s old quadra—the very place he called home when he was homeless, directionless, and hopeless… until Just Fernanda took pity on him and gave him shelter like a stray puppy. Knowing these two and their mutual passion for booze and bad decisions, this trail is guaranteed to be a wild ride—so don’t even think about missing it!

🥳 The Trails:

·         Starting Point: SQN 309, Bloco B – Where dreams are made (and knees are scraped).

·         Runners: 7–9 km of "Is this a fun run or a low-budget survival show?"

·         Walkers: 5 km of "If I finish this, I expect a snack and a medal."

📢 What to Expect:

·         Chalk Talk: A "briefing" that may or may not clarify anything. Roll the dice. Especially with Just Richard in charge.

·         Beer Stop: Our luxury hydration station—where you can regret your life choices while chugging liquid courage.

·         The Circle: Your feats (and failures) will be celebrated with beer, mockery, and zero dignity. 

🌦 Rain or Shine (or Whatever Mood Brasília’s In Today): Come prepared for absolutely anything, including but not limited to:

·         A sense of adventure (or at least the willingness to get lost stylishly).

·         An extra pair of socks (your feet and your pride will both need drying).

·         Maybe an umbrella (because, why not embrace paranoia?).

·         Your sense of humor—non-negotiable, folks. 

So, are you ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? Of course, you are—you’re a Hasher.

On On!