Hash N+309 "April Fools Day Hash"

Sunday, 30th of March

🐰 Hash N+308 Recap: Virgin Hares, Empty Gas, and Maximum Confusion

Hash N+308 was set by two brave (or just wildly overconfident) virgin hares, Just Richard and Just Fernanda. They refused all offers of help—violently, I might add—so they were left to their own devices. And what did they do? They reinvented the trail markings, possibly to keep us on our toes or possibly because they were still drunk from the night before. Who’s to say?

Their excuse for a delay? An empty gas bottle. Sure. And I’m late to work because gravity was extra strong today. But hey, the Hash has no rules, no training wheels, and no mercy—so these two learned the hard way. And despite the chaos (or because of it?), the trail was a hit, taking us through quadras we didn’t even know existed.

Meanwhile, Just Samantha finally got named after three years of loyal hashing. Henceforth, she shall be known as Wine Rack—because balance is key, and she carries her booze like a pro.

All in all, a perfectly shitty trail for all.

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🥳 Hash N+309: April Fools’ Edition (or Just Johnny’s Elaborate Prank?)

Next up, Just Johnny and Just Helder will be leading the charge. Johnny claims there will be surprises, which is concerning given that this Hash is dangerously close to April Fools’ Day. What’s the worst that could happen? (Famous last words.)

🚀 The Trails:

📍 Starting Point: Parking lot in front of Hospital Sírio-Libanês – where dreams are crushed, and knees are sacrificed.

🏃‍♂️ Runners: 7–9 km of “Am I on a fun run or the opening scene of a survival documentary?”

🚶‍♀️ Walkers: 5 km of “I deserve a snack and a medal after this.”

📢 What’s in Store?

🎭 Chalk Talk: A "briefing" that may or may not explain anything. Roll the dice, folks.

🍻 Beer Stop: Our luxury hydration station—because nothing says “good life choices” like mid-run booze.

🎉 The Circle: Where your triumphs and failures will be celebrated with beer, mockery, and zero dignity.

 

🌦 Rain or Shine (or Brasília’s Usual Mood Swings)

Prepare for anything, including but not limited to:

✅ A sense of adventure (or at least the ability to pretend).

✅ Spare socks (your feet and your pride will both need drying).

✅ An umbrella (because paranoia is underrated).

✅ Your sense of humor—non-negotiable, folks.

So, are you ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? Of course, you are—you’re a Hasher. 

On On!