Hash N+319 "Naming Hash"

Sunday, 20th of July

Just Johnny’s Final F*ck-Up: The Trail, The Myth, The Naming Ceremony

Hash N+318: Confusion, Virgins, and Franco-Fun in Sudoeste

A small but mighty group of about 10 brave souls staggered into Hash N+318, ready to get sweaty in Sudoeste. Among them were some returners (who clearly hadn’t learned their lesson the first time) and two virgins, including one from France - yes, finally we have baguette representation again! Liberté, égalité, inebriété.

Just Johnny, desperately trying to earn a Hash name before Uncle Sam drags him back to the States, teamed up with I Lost Myself and Sperm Bank to lay a trail that was—how do we put this politely? - magnificent-ish. Equal parts scenic, confusing, and “are we lost or just drunk?”, it was the perfect intro to the labyrinth that is Sudoeste.

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Coming Up Next: 

Hash N+319 – The Naming of Just Johnny

Yes, it’s happening. Just Johnny will hare again, and this time we’re officially naming the poor sod. Nobody knows why he’s so eager to earn a name—maybe he thinks it'll help with airport security - but he will be christened in true Hash fashion.

The start and end point is Praça da Persistência, Asa Sul, conveniently located in Just Johnny’s neighborhood, which means one thing: the trail will almost certainly be absolute crap. But hey, you don’t come for the quality—you come for the chaos.

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🗺️ The Trail

📍 Start: Praça da Persistência, Asa Sul

🏃‍♂️ Runners: 7–9 km of “Cardio? I thought this was a drinking club.”

🚶‍♀️ Walkers: 5 km of "Hot girl walk meets heatstroke."

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Questionable Life Choices):

🎭 Chalk Talk: Learn the symbols, break the rules, and find out how we still haven’t been banned from public parks.

🍺 Beer Stop: Because electrolytes are just beer molecules in disguise.

🎉 Circle: Our sacred gathering of peer pressure, off-tune chants, creative insults, and warm-ish beer.

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🌦 Weather Forecast:

• Sun so strong, even your shadow gets a sunburn

• Mud in places you'll never emotionally recover from

• At least one Hasher kissing a tree (consensually or not)

• Trail so disorienting, even Google Maps rage-quits

• Includes a free mid-run existential meltdown

🧳 Packing List:

Sunscreen, change of socks, bad decisions, and your lowest standards.

Leave your pride at home—it’ll only slow you down.

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So, grab your running shoes, your drinking liver, and your weirdest self.

Let’s give Just Johnny the name he deserves (or regrets).

It’s not just a trail—it’s the bad decision you didn’t know you were missing.

On On, you glorious degenerates! 🧃💀🪩🍻

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