Hash N+320 "Leo Zodiac Hash"

Sunday, 3rd of August

Hash N+319 – The naming of Just Johnny

Hash N+319 took place deep in the steamy jungles of Asa Sul—okay fine, the civilized end of it—right in Just Johnny’s soon-to-be-former stomping ground. Why? Because our dear Hasher is jetting off to Washington, DC for a year-long Arabic bootcamp so he can yell “Where’s the beer?” in the Middle East with proper pronunciation.

Naturally, he wanted to show off where he's been pretending to live for the last two years (let's be honest, most of us thought he was imaginary). Sadly, the turnout was lighter than a Hash Cash’s wallet after a beer stop—blame the school holidays, not your charisma, Just Johnny.

At exactly 15:15 (yes, the trail started on Brazilian time—miracles do happen), the brave, slightly hungover pack hit the trail. And what a trail it was! We’ve never had so many Hashflashes—Johnny’s clearly angling for a photo album to impress his future Arabic classmates.

After the sacred beer stop (hydration is important, especially when it’s 5% ABV), we formed the Circle and made history. Just Johnny is no more! From this day forward, he shall be known across Hashdom as… Relaxa e Goza. (Go ahead, Google it. We’ll wait. No really—Google it.)

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Up Next: Hash N+320 – The Ambiguously Marked Adventure

We’re staying in Asa Sul, because apparently it’s the new Sodom and Gomorrah of hashing. This time, Just Richard and Union Jackoff are teaming up to lay the trail. These two promise a thrilling mix of cryptic signs, unnecessary detours, and psychological warfare via flour blobs.

🗺️ The Trail:

📍 Start: SQS 305, bloco to be revealed like a reality show twist

🏃‍♂️ Runners: 7–9 km of “Wait, this isn’t just a beer club?”

🚶‍♀️ Walkers: 5 km of “Hot girl walk meets sweaty regret”

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Questionable Life Choices):

🎭 Chalk Talk: Where we pretend the marks make sense

🍺 Beer Stop: Hydration, but with hops

🎉 Circle: Come for the insults, stay for the off-key singing and flat beer

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🌦 Weather Forecast:

• Sun that could grill a steak mid-trail

• Mud in places that will haunt your dreams

• One Hasher making out with a tree (spiritual or otherwise)

• A trail so twisted even Google Maps swipes left

• Existential crises included free of charge

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🧳 Packing List:

Sunscreen, a sock sacrifice, liquid courage, and whatever dignity you have left. Spoiler: you won’t need it.

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So lace up those shame-proof shoes, grab your liver by the horns, and come celebrate the newly named Relaxa e Goza.

It’s not just a trail—it’s therapy with beer and yelling.

On On, you beautiful weirdos! 🍻🪩🔥💀