Hash N+324 "Asa Sul Hash"

Sunday, 28th of September

Hash N+324 – Back to the Future (and Probably Back to the Bar)

This week, Sperm Bank is dragging us all back to his old stomping ground in Asa Sul, because apparently he still hasn’t marked enough trails there. Helping him is our resident ultra-athlete Just Trinidade, who thinks “fun” means making mortals suffer through kilometers of cardio. So yeah, runners, this one’s for you. Walkers… well, pray.

📍 Start: Praça Índio Pataxó Galdino Jesus dos Santos, SHIGS 704 – Asa Sul

🐍 Trail: Will slither through Asa Sul like a drunk anaconda, maybe even invade the city park if the hares get lost (again).

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh god, why didn’t I just stay home with Netflix and wine?”

🚶 Walkers: 5 km of “Instagram stroll… minus the filters, plus the sweat, and several emotional breakdowns.”

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret):

🎭 Chalk Talk – A TED Talk nobody asked for.

🍺 Beer Stop – Where your liver files for divorce.

🎉 Circle – Public roasting, tone-deaf singing, and warm beer that could probably qualify as a fossil.

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🌦 Forecast:

☀ Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet.

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🧳 Packing List:

• Sunscreen stronger than Sperm Bank’s excuses.

• A sacrificial sock (don’t ask, just bring it).

• Your liver’s final suicide note.

• Whatever dignity you’re still clinging to (you won’t have it by Circle).

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So slap on your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like it’s your last day on Earth, and come suffer gloriously with the rest of us.

This isn’t a run—it’s group therapy with beer, heckling, and the faint risk of accidental nudity.

On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀