Hash N+323 "Lago Norte Hash"

Sunday, 14th of September

Hash N°323: Opulence’s Midlife-Crisis Trail

Guess what? Hash N°323 is creeping up, and once again Opulence has bravely (or foolishly) volunteered to hare it. Let’s be honest: the man’s no spring chicken anymore. We’d like to avoid scraping him off the trail after he trips over a pebble. So if anyone out there has a pulse and a shred of compassion, volunteer to give him a hand before we must call Lago Norte’s ambulance service.

📍 Start: Parque da 13, SHIN QL 11 – Lago Norte

🐍 Expect the trail to slither around the lake shores and through the Conjuntos like a drunken anaconda. Translation: scenic views, confused locals, and a pack of half-feral Hashers.

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners: 7–9 km of “I thought this was a drinking club, not a death march!”

🚶 Walkers: 5 km of “Influencer walk… except you’re sweaty, red-faced, and probably scaring children.”

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🍻 What to Expect (Other Than Bad Life Choices)

🎭 Chalk Talk – A PowerPoint-free lecture you didn’t ask for.

🍺 Beer Stop – Your liver’s last stand.

🎉 Circle – Roasting, off-key singing, and beer older than some Hashers’ replacement hips.

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🌦 Forecast

☀ Sun hotter than Satan’s sauna towel.

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🧳 Packing List

·         Sunscreen strong enough to protect against nuclear fallout

·         A sock you don’t care about (you’ll see why)

·         Your liver’s final ounce of bravery

·         Whatever’s left of your dignity (spoiler: you’ll lose it anyway)

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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, drag your liver out of retirement, and come make this trail one for the “what the hell was I thinking?” file.

This isn’t just a run. It’s group therapy with beer, heckling, and possibly public nudity.

On On, you beautiful disasters! 🍻🔥💀