Hash N+327"Dom Bosco Hash"
Sunday, 23rd of November
Wrap Up - Asa Norte Hash N+326
Well, miracle of miracles, Hash N+326 actually happened this time! I Love Sausage and Union Jack-Off managed to set a wonderfully shitty trail at the far end of Asa Norte, the kind of scenic wasteland only true Hashers can fully appreciate. It had everything a Hasher dreams of: glorious false trails, premium-quality confusion, and of course, the sacred beer stop.
Sadly,
the pack turnout was… let’s call it “intimate.” But hey, as we like to say:
it’s not the quantity of Hashers, it’s the quality of degeneracy they bring.
👻 Upcoming Asa Norte Hash N+327
Good news: Sperm Bank and Just Trinidade bravely volunteered to hare N+327! This time we’re invading the Ecological Park Don Bosco, a place we haven’t destroyed in a while. The last trails there were absolute masterpieces of shittiness: bush-bashing, water crossings, wandering Hashers who may or may not still be lost, and hills that will make you question your life choices.
So brace yourselves for another beautifully shitty trail. And since Just Trinidade is involved, expect surprises, confusion, possibly some emotional damage, and yes — a runners trail too.
On on!
📍 Start: Parking Ecological
Park Don Bosco, Lago Sul
🐍 Trail: Bush, hills,
water crossings, etc. This one will have it all
🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners: Between 7 – 9 kms
🚶 Walkers: 5 km of
“Instagram stroll… minus the filters, plus the sweat and at least one identity
crisis.”
🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret):
🌦 Forecast:
☀ Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet. But
maybe a little bit of rain. Who knows….
🧳 Packing List:
So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like you mean it, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy—with beer, heckling, and the ever-present threat of accidental nudity.
On
On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀
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