Hash N+335 "University Hash"

Sunday, 29th of March

Upcoming Hash N+335 – University Hash 🎓🍻

Right, you pack of degenerates… it’s time to relive your glorious university days, questionable decisions, excessive drinking, and that one guy who claims he actually studied.

Hash N+335 is dragging your sorry selves to UNB in Asa Norte, where the trails are as endless as your bad life choices and twice as confusing.

Since absolutely no one stepped up (even after light threats of violence and mild bribery), Opulence has “volunteered” to hare. And knowing his talent for creative suffering, expect a trail that’s equal parts genius, chaos, and “why the hell am I in this bush?”

Yes, yes, there’ll be chalk talk (lies), a beer stop (survival), and a Circle (public disgrace). Tradition must be upheld, after all.

So get off your couch, ignore your better judgment, and come make this one a properly regrettable memory.

On On! 🍀

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📍 Start

Main parking lot at UNB – Asa Norte

🐍 Trail

From this starting point… could go anywhere. Probably nowhere useful. Definitely not home.

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners:

Adorable. No. Sit down and have a beer, hero.

🚶 Walkers:

~5 km of “character building.” Which is Hash code for sweating, swearing, and questioning your existence, until the beer appears and suddenly life has meaning again.

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret)

🎭 Chalk Talk – Like a TED Talk, but drunk, inaccurate, and delivered by someone who can’t read their own map.

🍺 Beer Stop – That magical moment when your legs stop working but your spirit rises.

🎉 Circle – Singing badly, standing awkwardly, and being publicly roasted while drinking something that may or may not still qualify as beer.

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🌦 Forecast

Hotter than Satan’s sauna, with a solid chance of biblical rain just to keep things interesting.

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🧳 Packing List

• Sunscreen rated for the surface of the sun

• Raincoat / portable shame shield

• A sense of humor (mandatory)

• Your dignity (optional, will be destroyed anyway)

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So lace up your “bad decision” shoes, hydrate like a responsible adult (for once), and come suffer in the name of tradition.

Remember: this isn’t exercise. It’s a moving disaster with beer.

On On, you glorious idiots! 🍻🐾