Hash N+336 "Asa Sul Hash"

Sunday, 12th of April

Upcoming Hash N+336 – Asa Sul Hash

After the glorious disaster that was Hash N+335 — where the hares lovingly set trail only to end up hashing it themselves like two abandoned idiots in the wilderness — it’s time for Hash N+336.

This week we invade Asa Sul, the natural habitat and backyard of I Love Sausage, with Union Jack-Off bravely assisting in trail-setting duties and praying to the beer gods that more useless wankers actually show up this time.

Asa Sul offers a fine selection of questionable trails, dubious shortcuts, and beer stop possibilities that may or may not exist by the time we get there. Best of all, the trail will be mostly flat, which means it’s stroller-friendly, walker-friendly, and even hangover-friendly (within reason).

Yes, yes… there’ll be:

·         Chalk Talk (fiction presented as fact)

·         A Beer Stop (our one true religion)

·         A Circle (public humiliation with beverages) 

Because tradition, unlike your knees, must survive.

So peel yourself off the couch, ignore every sensible life choice you’ve ever made, and come help turn this into the kind of terrible memory we’ll all pretend was brilliant.

On On! 🍀

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📍 Start

SQS 406, Bloco K

🐍 Trail

From this starting point… trail could go absolutely anywhere.

Probably nowhere useful.

Almost certainly not home.

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🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners

Cute. No.

Sit down, shut up, and have a beer, champion.

🚶 Walkers

Roughly 5 km of “character building” — which in Hash terms means:

sweating, swearing, bad navigation, minor betrayal, and questioning your life choices…

…until the beer stop appears and suddenly everything is beautiful again.

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret)

🎭 Chalk Talk

Like a TED Talk…

if TED was drunk, deeply confused, and holding the map upside down.

🍺 Beer Stop

That magical moment when your legs stop functioning,

but your soul remembers why you came.

🎉 Circle

A sacred ceremony involving:

·         bad singing

·         worse jokes

·         public roasting

·         and drinking something that legally may still count as beer

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🌦 Forecast

Expect weather somewhere between:

“surface of the sun”

and

“Noah, get the boat.”

So yes, it’ll probably be hot, sweaty, and suspiciously wet.

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🧳 Packing List

Please bring:

·         Sunscreen strong enough for nuclear exposure

·         Raincoat / portable shame shield

·         A sense of humor (mandatory)

·         Your dignity (optional, but it won’t survive anyway)

·         Cash / beer money / emotional support beverage fund

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So lace up your bad decision shoes, hydrate like a functioning adult for once, and come suffer gloriously in the name of tradition.

Because remember:

This is not exercise.

It’s a mobile catastrophe with beer.

On On, you magnificent wanks! 🍻🐾