Hash N+341 "Virgin Hare's Hash"

Sunday, 21st of June

🍻🐾 Welcome to Hash N+341

Last week’s Hash kicked off at Praça dos Orixás and delivered culture, bridge crossings, Pontão, Lago Sul, a beer stop, and a Circle competing with enough drumming to summon ancient spirits. It was also Just Mike’s final Brasília Hash, so we gave him the traditional flour-based send-off. Huge thanks to Just Nick and Just Sienna for volunteering to hare this week's disaster.

This time we're heading to Praça Comunitária do Taquari in Lago Norte. Never heard of it? Neither have most of us. Fortunately, Just Nick and Just Sienna live there and claim it's worth seeing. We'll be the judges of that.

Starting Time: 15:00 sharp

🗺️ The Trail

🏃 Runners

Distance: Unknown.

Survival: Optional.

🚶 Walkers

About 6 km of:

• Getting lost

• Blaming the hares

• Blaming each other

• Taking "shortcuts" that aren't

• Questioning life choices

• Somehow finding the beer stop anyway

🍻 What to Expect

🎭 Chalk Talk

Important information delivered by people who barely understand it themselves.

🍺 Beer Stop

The point where your legs quit and your liver takes over.

🎉 Circle

Terrible singing, recycled accusations, public humiliation, and beer. Nobody leaves with dignity.

🌦️ Forecast

Hot enough to cook a hasher on the bonnet of a car.

🧳 Bring

• Sunscreen

• Beer money

• A sense of humour

• Whatever remains of your dignity

So lace up your running shoes, lower your expectations, and join the rest of the degenerates for another afternoon of poor decisions.

Remember:

This isn't exercise.

It's a moving disaster...

with a beer stop.

On On! 🍻🐾