Hash N+342 "UNB Hash"

Sunday, 2nd of August

🍻 HASH N+342 — WE’RE BACK! 🍻 

How time flies… six bloody weeks without Hashing!

First, we cancelled on 5 July because Brazil was playing World Cup football, and nobody was going to choose Hashing over that.

Then came the World Cup Final: Spain vs Argentina. Most of us backed Spain, except a few suspicious characters supporting that country which became rather popular with certain Germans looking for a fresh start after 1945. 

Fate prevailed. Argentina lost, tears flowed, and now that the football is finally over, we can get back to something far more important:

DRINKING BEER IN THE BUSH! 

🐇 Hares: Union Jack-Off & I Like Sausage are setting trail together again. They’re a frisky couple, so we won’t ask what happens while they’re alone in the bush with a bag of white powder. 

What happens at the Hash, stays at the Hash.

📍 Start: Parking lot at PISAC — Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído, UnB, Asa Norte. 

🐍 Trail: Bush, hills, water crossings and bad decisions. This one could have it all.

🏃 Runners: Maybe we’ll have some this time.

🚶 Walkers: About 5 km of Instagram stroll—minus the filters, plus sweat and an identity crisis. 

🍺 Beer Stop: Where hydration and alcoholism briefly become the same thing. 

🎉 Circle: Bad singing, public humiliation and beer warm enough to qualify as soup. 

🌦️ Weather: Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet. Maybe rain. Who knows? It’s Brasília. 

So dust off your Hash shoes, wake up your liver and bring whatever dignity you’re prepared to lose. 

Six weeks was long enough. Time to Hash again! 

ON ON, YOU MAGNIFICENT DISASTERS! 🍻🔥💀