Hash N+346 "Brasilia Hash"

Sunday, 27th of September

🍻🐾 BH3 HASH N+345 → N+346

🍺 WHAT HAPPENED AT N+345?

N+345 kicked off at Parque das Garças, Lago Norte, with 12 brave Hashers and the usual level of organisation.

The trail was supposed to be set by Sir Shagsalot and Union Jack-Off, but Sir Shagsalot decided that 6:00 AM was a perfectly reasonable time to start laying trail. Union Jack-Off chose beauty sleep instead. Fair enough. Some battles cannot be won.

We also welcomed back our long-lost Hasher Just Gabriel and his wife. Gabriel went to America for a holiday, met Just Pi, and somehow returned to us four years later and was married. His wife was apparently seeking our approval.

Approval granted. 🍻

Missing were our four Californian wankers, thanks to a small scheduling cock-up by Opulence. They should finally appear at N+346. Allegedly.

The trail was just under 5 km, heading through the end of Lago Norte with the obligatory capybara watch along the way.

After the Circle, survivors moved on to Na Grão for Samba Night, where we lost a few more brain cells and significantly improved the bar's Sunday revenue.

A successful Hash, then.

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🍻 HASH N+346

This time Only Nick was brave, stupid, or drunk enough to volunteer as Hare.

📍 START: Brasília National Library

🕒 TIME: 15:00 SHARP

📅 Sunday

We're right in the heart of Brasília, suspiciously close to the hotel of our four visiting Yankees.

Coincidence? Probably not.

Expect approximately:

🏃 Runners: 7–9 km... maybe.

🚶 Walkers: Around 6 km... allegedly.

🍺 Beer Stop: Definitely.

🎉 Circle: Unfortunately unavoidable.

The trail could go absolutely anywhere. Even the Hare probably doesn't know yet.

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🍺 WHAT TO EXPECT

Chalk Talk: Listen carefully. Forget everything immediately.

Beer Stop: Beer contains water. Water prevents dehydration. Therefore beer is basically sports nutrition. Please don't consult a doctor.

The Circle: Questionable songs, dubious accusations, false testimony and unnecessary Down-Downs.

Evidence will not be required.

Lessons will not be learned.

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🎒 BRING

☀️ Sunscreen

🧢 Hat

👟 Shoes

💧 Water

💰 Beer money

😂 Sense of humour

🎩 Any remaining dignity

The dignity is optional. You won't be taking it home anyway.

So get off the sofa and join Brasília's finest collection of:

🍺 DRINKERS WITH A RUNNING PROBLEM 🏃

This isn't exercise.

It's a guided tour of poor decisions through Brasília.

With beer.

 

🍻🐾 ON ON! 🐾🍻