Hash N+304 "City Park Hash"

Sunday, 19th of January

After a Stellar Kickoff, Get Ready for Hash N+304!

We kicked off the new Hash year with Hash N+303, and boy, what a start! Virgins and returners were aplenty, conversations flowed smoother than beer, and we learned all about our Israeli friends’ road trip across South America—an adventure so epic it made our trails look like light jogs.

Now, it’s time for Hash N+304, happening in the city park. The starting and ending point? Our beloved parking lot 9. Why? Because it’s got shelter—a crucial feature when Brasília decides to play its favorite game, “Sunny or Soaked?” Seriously, bring an umbrella, sunscreen, or both.

The Trail

Opulence and Just Helder are setting the trail, so buckle up for an experience that promises to be equal parts brilliance, chaos, and moments of, “Am I on a Hash or an episode of Survivor?”

·         Runners: 7–9 km of sweat, regret, and, “Wow, didn’t know my legs could hate me this much.”

·         Walkers: A relaxed 5 km that’s more about casually meandering toward the beer than actual exercise. 

What to Expect

·         Chalk Talk: The pre-trail briefing where you’ll nod like you totally get what’s going on.

·         Beer Stop: A chance to hydrate responsibly… or irresponsibly. Who’s judging? (Spoiler: the circle is.)

·         The Circle: Where your life’s finest moments of poor judgment are roasted, toasted, and celebrated. 

Rain or Shine (or Whatever Brasília Throws at Us)

Whether it’s blazing sun or a monsoon, we’re Hashing. Bring your sense of adventure, an extra pair of socks, and maybe a snorkel—just in case. Oh, and your sense of humor. You’ll need it when you inevitably get called out for something ridiculous.

PS: We know who’s back in Brasília, and we’re watching you. Make this YOUR first Hash of 2025, or we’ll find you and give you a down-down for “forgetting where you parked your motivation.”

See you there, Hashers!

On On

 

                               Hash N+303 "New Year Hash"

Sunday, 5th of January

We get it: most of you are off gallivanting around Brazil or pretending you still like your relatives in some faraway land. But for the unlucky few left behind—fear not! The Hash must go on, and this one promises all the chaos, sweat, and beer you’ve come to expect.

This time, we’re hashing somewhere at the end of Asa Norte. Maybe Parque Olhos d’Água? Maybe the Eixo? Maybe we’ll just wander aimlessly until someone finds flour. The only certainty is that Opulence has volunteered to hare this one, so buckle up.

The Trail

Since Opulence is in charge, expect a trail that’s part genius, part catastrophe, and 100% “What even is happening right now?”

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh, cool, I didn’t even know I could sweat this much.”

·         Walkers: A leisurely 5 km of “Does strolling past a beer count as exercise?”

What’s in store?

·         A chalk talk where you’ll pretend to understand what’s going on.

·         A beer stop to fuel your questionable life choices.

·         The circle — where every bad decision you’ve ever made will be mocked, exaggerated, and applauded. 

Rain or shine—or Brasília’s infamous weather roulette—we’re doing this. Bring your sense of adventure, a dry pair of socks, and maybe a life jacket (just in case). Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it. 

So, if you’re still in Brasília and can drag yourself away from Netflix, come hash with us! Let’s aim for a medium-sized Hash this time.

On On!

                              Hash N+302 "Hashmas Hash"

Sunday, 22nd of December

Hash N+302: The Grand Finale of 2024! 

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve made it—somehow. Hash N+302 will be the final chance this year to pretend we’re athletes, drink like we aren’t, and laugh at each other’s questionable life choices. What a year it’s been! Not only did we manage to not cancel any official hashes (a record, let’s be honest), but we also hosted the first-ever Pan South America Hash right here in Brasília. Yes, we did that! And while plenty of you ran off to exotic kennels and foreign beers, a bunch of brave souls came here to join our madness. It’s the circle of hash life: Hashers come, Hashers go, and the rest of us stay to drink and heckle.

Now, we know many of you are already off pretending to be respectable adults, flying home to spend Christmas with family (or hide from us), but for those sticking around, this is your chance to close 2024 with a bang—or maybe just a mildly embarrassing stumble.

The Trail:

Opulence is setting this one, which means it’s in and around Lago Norte—his stomping grounds. So, expect a trail that’s equal parts brilliance and chaos, sprinkled with just enough confusion to make you question why you’re following flour in the first place.

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Why did I agree to this?”

·         Walkers: A chill 5 km of “This totally counts as cardio, right?” 

What else?

·         A chalk talk that may or may not leave you slightly more lost than when you started.

·         A beer stop to rehydrate or conveniently forget why you showed up.

·         The circle—where your bad decisions will be celebrated, exaggerated, and then celebrated some more.

Rain, shine, or Brasília’s famous “four seasons in an hour,” we’re hashing. Bring your sense of adventure, a spare pair of socks, and maybe an umbrella. Oh, and your sense of humor—because trust us, you’re going to need it. 

Let’s make this last Hash of 2024 one to remember (or at least a blur of laughter, beer, and mud). See you there! Cheers! On-On!

                                     Hash N+301 "Mice Hash"

Sunday, 8th of December

After the roaring success of Hash N+300 and the epic Hashmas Party that followed, it’s time to settle back into normal Hash trails. Well, as normal as we can get, which, let’s be honest, isn’t saying much.

While our fearless Hashmaster is off gallivanting in Montevideo, sipping mate (that’s what he claims, most likely it will be beer), and bonding with other international Hashers, the rest of us are left to fend for ourselves. Naturally, when the cat’s away, the mice will absolutely lose their minds—enter Calcoholic, our brave volunteer to hare Hash N+301. Knowing her, this trail is bound to be a runner’s fever dream, so lace up those overpriced running shoes and prepare for glory (or regret). Walkers, don’t worry—you get the scenic, less sweaty option.

Here’s what to expect: the usual dose of Hash chaos. A chalk talk that’ll leave you questioning your sense of direction, a beer stop to refuel (or forget why you’re here), and the world-famous circle to mercilessly roast your questionable decisions. Runners will tackle 7–9 km of trail, while walkers can look forward to a breezy 5 km of pretending, they’re exercising. Either way, you’ll have plenty of time to reflect on your life choices.

Come rain, shine, or Brasília’s notorious “all four seasons before lunch,” we’re hashing. Pack your sense of adventure, a pair of dry socks, and maybe an umbrella. Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it. (We definitely will.) See you there!

On On

                                Hash N+300 "The 300 Hash"

Sunday, 24th of November

Wow, doesn’t time just sprint by when you’re having fun (or running for beer)? It feels like yesterday when Opulence took the reins as Hash Master back in December 2016 at his Lago Norte lair, hosting the legendary Hash N+100 with Inbred Fred. Fast forward eight years (and probably a few missing brain cells), the Brasília Hash House Harriers are gearing up to hit the big N+300—once again crashing Opulence’s pad for an epic celebration. 

To mark this monumental milestone, we’re starting early! Festivities kick off at 13:00 with a hearty lunch at Quituart. At 15:00 sharp, the Hash begins at Quituart, snaking through the picturesque peninsula of Lago Norte (don’t worry, you’ll only get slightly lost) before culminating at Opulence’s residence. The party doesn’t stop there—oh no, we’re just getting started.

To make this a truly international feast, we’re asking everyone to bring a plate of food to share—preferably a traditional dish from your home country. Bonus points if it’s something that pairs well with beer (spoiler: everything pairs well with beer). And don’t forget to BYOB—beverages of choice are on you. Pro tip: drop your food and drinks at Opulence’s place before the Hash. No one wants to carry a casserole mid-run.

You can expect all the usual Hash chaos: a chalk talk to confuse you, a beer stop to sustain you, and the infamous circle to roast you. Walkers, prepare for a leisurely 5 km stroll, while runners will conquer 7–9 km (and probably rethink life choices). Come rain, shine, or Brasília’s infamous “four seasons in a day,” we’re hashing—so bring your sense of adventure and maybe an umbrella.

Most importantly, bring your sense of humor. Trust us, you’ll need it—and so will we. See you there!

On On

                                 Hash N+299 "Farewell Hash"

Sunday, 10th of November

                             Hash N+298 "Halloween Hash"

Sunday, 27th of October