Hash N+325 "Eixao Hash"
Sunday, 12th of October
🌞 Hash N°325 – Rise, Run, and Ruin Your Sunday
A historic 10:30 start, because miracles do happen (thanks, Kraut).
Hash N°324 Recap – The Little Hash That Could (Almost)
Hash N°324 was a rather intimate affair—translation: small. Which was a real shame, because we had visitors all the way from Canada, ready to experience Brasília the proper way: lost, sweaty, and slightly hungover.
Luckily, Sperm Bank and Just Trinidade laid a fine trail that kept everyone entertained, confused, and hydrated (well… beer counts, right?). Our guests were not disappointed—mainly because they were too polite to say otherwise.
At the
beer stop and again after the Circle, heroic tales and tragic confessions
flowed faster than the warm beer. In short: a truly shitty Hash,
as tradition demands.
Up
Next: Hash N°325 – The Legend of the Flexible Kraut
Your hares for this week: Just Richard and Union Jack-Off, plotting chaos in the depths of Asa Norte.
After
the trail, we’ll stumble straight to the Eixão for beer, food, and
questionable life decisions.
🗺️ The Trail
🍻 What to Expect (Besides
Regret):
Then we
hit the Eixão parties, where sobriety goes to die.
🌦 Forecast:
☀ Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet.
🧳 Packing List:
So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like you mean it, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy—with beer, heckling, and the ever-present threat of accidental nudity.
On
On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀