Hash N+309 "April Fools Day Hash"

Sunday, 30th of March

🐰 Hash N+308 Recap: Virgin Hares, Empty Gas, and Maximum Confusion

Hash N+308 was set by two brave (or just wildly overconfident) virgin hares, Just Richard and Just Fernanda. They refused all offers of help—violently, I might add—so they were left to their own devices. And what did they do? They reinvented the trail markings, possibly to keep us on our toes or possibly because they were still drunk from the night before. Who’s to say?

Their excuse for a delay? An empty gas bottle. Sure. And I’m late to work because gravity was extra strong today. But hey, the Hash has no rules, no training wheels, and no mercy—so these two learned the hard way. And despite the chaos (or because of it?), the trail was a hit, taking us through quadras we didn’t even know existed.

Meanwhile, Just Samantha finally got named after three years of loyal hashing. Henceforth, she shall be known as Wine Rack—because balance is key, and she carries her booze like a pro.

All in all, a perfectly shitty trail for all.

---

🥳 Hash N+309: April Fools’ Edition (or Just Johnny’s Elaborate Prank?)

Next up, Just Johnny and Just Helder will be leading the charge. Johnny claims there will be surprises, which is concerning given that this Hash is dangerously close to April Fools’ Day. What’s the worst that could happen? (Famous last words.)

🚀 The Trails:

📍 Starting Point: Parking lot in front of Hospital Sírio-Libanês – where dreams are crushed, and knees are sacrificed.

🏃‍♂️ Runners: 7–9 km of “Am I on a fun run or the opening scene of a survival documentary?”

🚶‍♀️ Walkers: 5 km of “I deserve a snack and a medal after this.”

📢 What’s in Store?

🎭 Chalk Talk: A "briefing" that may or may not explain anything. Roll the dice, folks.

🍻 Beer Stop: Our luxury hydration station—because nothing says “good life choices” like mid-run booze.

🎉 The Circle: Where your triumphs and failures will be celebrated with beer, mockery, and zero dignity.

 

🌦 Rain or Shine (or Brasília’s Usual Mood Swings)

Prepare for anything, including but not limited to:

✅ A sense of adventure (or at least the ability to pretend).

✅ Spare socks (your feet and your pride will both need drying).

✅ An umbrella (because paranoia is underrated).

✅ Your sense of humor—non-negotiable, folks.

So, are you ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? Of course, you are—you’re a Hasher. 

On On!

 

                             Hash N+308 "Virgin Hare Hash"

Sunday, 16th of March

🎭 Aftermath of the Carnaval Catastrophe: After surviving a truly shitty Carnaval Hash—where our starting point was questionably close to an LGBTQ+ bloco (we saw things... things that cannot be unseen)—we are blessed to announce that Just Fernanda and Just Richard will be your trail misguides for Hash N+308! Virgin hares.

And where better to start than Just Richard’s old quadra—the very place he called home when he was homeless, directionless, and hopeless… until Just Fernanda took pity on him and gave him shelter like a stray puppy. Knowing these two and their mutual passion for booze and bad decisions, this trail is guaranteed to be a wild ride—so don’t even think about missing it!

🥳 The Trails:

·         Starting Point: SQN 309, Bloco B – Where dreams are made (and knees are scraped).

·         Runners: 7–9 km of "Is this a fun run or a low-budget survival show?"

·         Walkers: 5 km of "If I finish this, I expect a snack and a medal."

📢 What to Expect:

·         Chalk Talk: A "briefing" that may or may not clarify anything. Roll the dice. Especially with Just Richard in charge.

·         Beer Stop: Our luxury hydration station—where you can regret your life choices while chugging liquid courage.

·         The Circle: Your feats (and failures) will be celebrated with beer, mockery, and zero dignity. 

🌦 Rain or Shine (or Whatever Mood Brasília’s In Today): Come prepared for absolutely anything, including but not limited to:

·         A sense of adventure (or at least the willingness to get lost stylishly).

·         An extra pair of socks (your feet and your pride will both need drying).

·         Maybe an umbrella (because, why not embrace paranoia?).

·         Your sense of humor—non-negotiable, folks. 

So, are you ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? Of course, you are—you’re a Hasher.

On On!

 

                                   Hash N+307 "Carnaval Hash"

Sunday, 2nd of March

🎉 Hash N+307: Carnaval Chaos Edition! 🎉

Hold onto your caipirinhas, folks—this hash is landing smack dab in the middle of Carnaval! That magical time of year when the streets erupt with parades, samba, and more questionable decisions than a 3 a.m. tattoo appointment. 

I Lost Myself and Just Helder have bravely volunteered to hare this debauchery, and their mission? To blaze a trail through every bloco party they can crash—so slap on your wildest Carnaval outfit, lace up your running shoes, and start doing liver push-ups. You're gonna need it.

🥳 The Trails

·         Starting Point: The parking lot behind SESI Lab - Espaço de Arte, Ciência e Tecnologia, Facing the National Library of Brasília.

·         Runners: 7–9 km of "Is this a fun run or a hostage situation?"

·         Walkers: 5 km of "If I survive this, I’m demanding a snack buffet." 

📢 What to Expect

·         Chalk Talk: A briefing that might explain the trail—or just leave you more confused. It’s a gamble.

·         Beer Stop: An elite-level hydration station where you can question your life choices while sipping on liquid courage.

·         The Circle: Where your misadventures are toasted, roasted, and rewarded with cold beer and public shaming.

🌦 Rain or Shine (or Whatever Brasília’s Mood Is Today)

Come prepared for anything, including but not limited to:

·         A sense of adventure (or at least mild recklessness).

·         An extra pair of socks (because your dignity won’t stay dry).

·         Maybe an umbrella (if you’re feeling lucky, punk).

·         Your sense of humor—seriously, it’s non-negotiable.

So, are you ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? Of course you are. See you there!

On On!

                                     Hash N+306 "Pontao Hash"

Sunday, 16th of February

Get Ready to Hash (or Question Your Life Choices)!

This Sunday, it’s Hash time again, and Baba and Opulence have valiantly stepped up to hare this one. Starting point? Pontão in Lago Sul—a location that’s perfect for setting trails so chaotic, they’d confuse even a GPS. Will the trail lead us to Asa Sul? Lago Sul? The gates of Mordor? Who knows? Baba and Opulence have hared here before, so expect the unexpected... and maybe pack a compass.

---

The Trails

·         Starting point: The parking lot inside Pontao. When you drive in head left towards the end.

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Is this a scenic jog or a hostage situation?”

·         Walkers: 5 km of “If I survive this, I’m treating myself to a buffet.”

---

What to Expect

·         Chalk Talk: Will it clear things up or leave you questioning reality? Flip a coin.

·         Beer Stop: A hydration station for champions... and a chance to reflect on every questionable decision that brought you here.

·         The Circle: Where your poor life choices are celebrated, exaggerated, and rewarded with cold beer and relentless ridicule.

---

Rain, shine, or Brasília’s infamous “am-I-sunburned-or-soaked?” weather, we’re hashing! Bring:

·         A sense of adventure.

·         An extra pair of socks.

·         Maybe an umbrella (but only if you’re feeling optimistic).

·         And most importantly, your sense of humor—because, trust us, you’re going to need it.

---

Ready to run, walk, and laugh at your own misfortune? See you there!

 

On On!

                             Hash N+305 "Virgin Hare Hash"

Sunday, 2nd of February

Hash N+305: The One Where We Didn’t Have to Beg for Hares (Seriously, We're Shocked)

Hold onto your socks, folks, because Hash N+305 is happening, and miracle of miracles—we didn’t have to grovel for hares this time! The fearless trio, I Lost Myself, Just Helder, and Just Johnny, have boldly stepped up to set the trail. Yes, you read that right. They volunteered. We’re as stunned as you are.

And to make it even juicier, this will be Just Johnny’s debut as a hare! He’s in great hands with I Lost Myself and Just Helder as his mentors—because when you pair chaos with… more chaos, what could possibly go wrong? Famous last words, right?

---

The Trail

Starting point: LBV in Asa Sul, a.k.a. Just Helder’s natural habitat. Expect a trail that’s part brilliance, part mischief, and 100% the reason you’re questioning your life choices.

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Is this a trail or a cry for help?”

·         Walkers: 5 km of “I’ll count this as cardio and treat myself later.”

---

What to Expect

·         Chalk talk: Will it enlighten you or confuse you further? It’s anyone’s guess.

·         Beer stop: The only hydration that truly matters. Also a chance to forget why you’re here in the first place.

·         The Circle: Your bad decisions will be glorified, exaggerated, and toasted with great enthusiasm.

---

Rain, shine, or Brasília’s infamous ‘four-seasons-in-an-hour’ weather, we’re hashing!

Bring your sense of adventure, an extra pair of socks, and maybe an umbrella (you know, just in case). Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it.

---

Ready to run, walk, and laugh at yourself? See you there!

On On

                                Hash N+304 "City Park Hash"

Sunday, 19th of January

After a Stellar Kickoff, Get Ready for Hash N+304!

We kicked off the new Hash year with Hash N+303, and boy, what a start! Virgins and returners were aplenty, conversations flowed smoother than beer, and we learned all about our Israeli friends’ road trip across South America—an adventure so epic it made our trails look like light jogs.

Now, it’s time for Hash N+304, happening in the city park. The starting and ending point? Our beloved parking lot 9. Why? Because it’s got shelter—a crucial feature when Brasília decides to play its favorite game, “Sunny or Soaked?” Seriously, bring an umbrella, sunscreen, or both.

The Trail

Opulence and Just Helder are setting the trail, so buckle up for an experience that promises to be equal parts brilliance, chaos, and moments of, “Am I on a Hash or an episode of Survivor?”

·         Runners: 7–9 km of sweat, regret, and, “Wow, didn’t know my legs could hate me this much.”

·         Walkers: A relaxed 5 km that’s more about casually meandering toward the beer than actual exercise. 

What to Expect

·         Chalk Talk: The pre-trail briefing where you’ll nod like you totally get what’s going on.

·         Beer Stop: A chance to hydrate responsibly… or irresponsibly. Who’s judging? (Spoiler: the circle is.)

·         The Circle: Where your life’s finest moments of poor judgment are roasted, toasted, and celebrated. 

Rain or Shine (or Whatever Brasília Throws at Us)

Whether it’s blazing sun or a monsoon, we’re Hashing. Bring your sense of adventure, an extra pair of socks, and maybe a snorkel—just in case. Oh, and your sense of humor. You’ll need it when you inevitably get called out for something ridiculous.

PS: We know who’s back in Brasília, and we’re watching you. Make this YOUR first Hash of 2025, or we’ll find you and give you a down-down for “forgetting where you parked your motivation.”

See you there, Hashers!

On On

 

                               Hash N+303 "New Year Hash"

Sunday, 5th of January

We get it: most of you are off gallivanting around Brazil or pretending you still like your relatives in some faraway land. But for the unlucky few left behind—fear not! The Hash must go on, and this one promises all the chaos, sweat, and beer you’ve come to expect.

This time, we’re hashing somewhere at the end of Asa Norte. Maybe Parque Olhos d’Água? Maybe the Eixo? Maybe we’ll just wander aimlessly until someone finds flour. The only certainty is that Opulence has volunteered to hare this one, so buckle up.

The Trail

Since Opulence is in charge, expect a trail that’s part genius, part catastrophe, and 100% “What even is happening right now?”

·         Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh, cool, I didn’t even know I could sweat this much.”

·         Walkers: A leisurely 5 km of “Does strolling past a beer count as exercise?”

What’s in store?

·         A chalk talk where you’ll pretend to understand what’s going on.

·         A beer stop to fuel your questionable life choices.

·         The circle — where every bad decision you’ve ever made will be mocked, exaggerated, and applauded. 

Rain or shine—or Brasília’s infamous weather roulette—we’re doing this. Bring your sense of adventure, a dry pair of socks, and maybe a life jacket (just in case). Oh, and don’t forget your sense of humor—you’re going to need it. 

So, if you’re still in Brasília and can drag yourself away from Netflix, come hash with us! Let’s aim for a medium-sized Hash this time.

On On!