Hash N+326 "Halloween Hash"
Sunday, 26th of October
π Halloween Hash N+326
N+325
Wrap-Up π
Hash N+325 was... let’s just say different. Our very own Just Richard decided that sleeping in is for the weak and masochists set trail at 6:00 a.m. so the pack could start at 10:30 sharp. Because who doesn’t love hashing before brunch, right?
Along
with his loyal sidekick Union Jack-Off, the two brave (or deranged) souls laid
a trail that snaked its way through Asa Norte and ended—naturally—at one of
those infamous EixΓ£o parties. Despite the early start, only a few
half-minds showed up (shocking, I know). But those who did were rewarded with a
truly shitty trail and enough golden ale to forget how early it all
began. Cheers to bad decisions and worse hangovers! π»
π» Upcoming Halloween Hash N+326 π»
Guess
who’s back from his glamorous self-imposed exile? That’s right—Opulence!
He’s returning to the hare lineup, dragging along his new victim apprentice,
Just Nick.
Now, Just Nick has been “wanting to learn how to hare” for approximately the last three presidential terms, so we’ll see if he’s finally ready to graduate from lurking to leading. The trail will kick off somewhere near the beginning of Lago Norte, and from there… well, your guess is as good as ours.
The only
guarantee? It’ll be a shitty trail, full of surprises, laughter, and
questionable life choices. So dust off your costumes, bring your friends and
family, and come join the chaos.
Because nothing says Halloween like beer, bad directions, and a bunch of weirdos in running shoes. πππ©
πΊ️ The Trail
π» What to Expect (Besides Regret):
π¦ Forecast:
☀ Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet. But
maybe a little bit of rain. Who knows….
π§³ Packing List:
So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like you mean it, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy—with beer, heckling, and the ever-present threat of accidental nudity.
On
On, you magnificent disasters! π»π₯π

















