Hash N+321 "Farewell Hash"

Sunday, 17th of August

                             “Farewell, Flour & Foolishness: Relaxa e Goza’s Last Stand”

Asa Sul Strikes Again

Apparently, Asa Sul has a monopoly on Hash trails, and Just Richard & Union Jack Off decided to keep the streak alive. They gifted us a mere 7km of quadra-hopping before leading us into the city park, where we heroically circumcised the lake (don’t Google it). Two beer stops later, we staggered back to the starting point - only to be greeted by latecomers who claimed they had “more important things” to do. Really? What could possibly outrank a sweaty beer crawl with questionable people?

All in all: a shitty trail, shitty company… with the added bonus of some “classic” faces making a comeback.

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Coming Up: Hash N+321

Your hares will be Relaxa e Goza, Sperm Bank, and I Lost Myself. Relaxa e Goza—named just two Hashes ago - is already skipping town for another post, proving that Brasilia is just a pit stop for the commitment-phobic.

The start? Parking lot in front of Praça dos Cristais, Asa Norte—aka trail heaven for hares and a mild hell for everyone else. Oh, and while you’re there, wander over to the music shell opposite the start and whisper something weird. (Bonus points if you confuse passing tourists.)

This is Relaxa e Goza’s final Hash in Brasilia, so show up and make it memorable. Translation: pelt him with flour until he regrets ever joining.

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🗺️ The Trail:

📍 Start: Parking lot, Praça dos Cristais, Military Sector, Asa Norte

🏃‍♂️ Runners: 7–9 km of “Wait… this isn’t just a beer club?”

🚶‍♀️ Walkers: 5 km of “Hot girl walk meets swamp creature”

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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Bad Decisions):

🎭 Chalk Talk – Where marks are explained in a way that almost makes sense

🍺 Beer Stop – Hydration, but with hops

🎉 Circle – Come for the abuse, stay for the tone-deaf singing and beer that tastes like nostalgia (and regret)

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🌦 Weather Forecast:

• Sun so hot you could grill a steak mid-trail

• At least one Hasher getting overly intimate with a tree - possibly spiritual, possibly not

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🧳 Packing List:

Sunscreen, a sock you’re ready to sacrifice, liquid courage, and the tiny scrap of dignity you’ve been holding onto. Spoiler: you won’t need it.

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So, lace up those shame-proof shoes, grab your liver by the horns, and come celebrate the short but glorious Hash career of Relaxa e Goza.

It’s not just a trail - it’s group therapy… with beer, yelling, and a slight risk of public indecency.

On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀