Hash N+322 "Vila Planalto Hash"

Sunday, 31st of August

Relaxa e Goza’s Farewell Hash: A Glorious Mess

Relaxa e Goza’s last romp through Brasília wasn’t exactly the Rio Carnival of Hashes — more like a drunken scavenger hunt with a GPS that kept screaming “recalculating!” But damn, it was fun.

We kicked off at Praça dos Cristais, where Relaxa e Goza, I Lost Myself, and Sperm Bank supposedly “set the trail” the night before. Word on the street (and by “street” we mean bar counter) is that more beer went into the hares than into the coolers. Which explains why the trail had it all: dirt tracks, fence-hopping, dodging traffic like suicidal frogs, and of course, the scenic chaos of Noroeste quadras.

Naturally, Relaxa e Goza got his farewell shirt — the kind of memorabilia that screams “look at me, I used to drink in Brasília!” He was also lovingly baptized in flour, which is Hash-speak for “we’ll miss you, but let’s ruin your laundry one last time.”

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Coming Up: Hash N+322

Next up, Baba and Opulence will try their hand at herding us through the streets of Vila Planalto, starting from the Concha Acústica car park. Expect a chalk talk that will explain marks in a way that leaves you even more confused than before, at least one beer stop to trick your liver into forgiving you, and a circle at the end where dignity goes to die.

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🗺️ The Trail

📍 Start: Parking lot beside Concha Acústica

🏃 Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh crap, this isn’t just a drinking club?”

🚶 Walkers: 5 km of “Influencer walk… but sweaty and feral”

🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret)

🎭 Chalk Talk – A TED Talk no one asked for

🍺 Beer Stop – Hydration with consequences

🎉 Circle – Come for the roasting, stay for the off-key singing and beer older than some Hashers’ knees

🌦 Weather Forecast

☀ Sun hotter than Satan’s armpit

🧳 Packing List

Sunscreen, a sock you don’t mind saying goodbye to, your liver’s last ounce of fight, and whatever remains of your dignity (you won’t need it).

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So slap on your shame-proof shoes, drag your liver into battle, and help us send Relaxa e Goza off in style.

This isn’t just a trail. It’s free therapy — with beer, heckling, and a sprinkle of public indecency.

On On, you glorious disasters! 🍻🔥💀